LARRY Domestic Shorthair Senior Male for sale in West Palm Beach, Florida

LARRY's story
Larry here, at your service. I have learned a few things on how to be helpful around the house that I`d like to share with you. I think my new home will be especially appreciative of all the skills I come with. I call these my Cat Rules of the House:
Bathrooms: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything, just sit and stare.
Walking: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human. Especially effective places to strike are 1) on the stairs, when they have something in their arms, 2) in the dark, and 3) when they first get up in the morning. This exercise helps with improving their coordination skills.
Computers: Only show interest in computers that are turned ON. The operator will need your help. Monitors are bad for human eyes. Always get between the monitor and the human. For best results, stand as close to the monitor as possible. Marching on the keyboard is fun too. This helps the humans with their manual dexterity. Practice aiming at Alt-F4 and Ctrl-Alt-Del.
These are just a few of the rules I abide by, but they are a good example of what a helpful cat I am, and how useful I can be around the house. If you`re in need of a helper, I`m your man!


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